Original idea thanks to Dave Eager

There's also some songs that we sung along to in the 60s and little did we know their words would come back and haunt us.

Herman's Hermits Mrs Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
The Bee Gees How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
Bobby Darin Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
Roberta Flack The First time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny Nash I Can't See Clearly Now
Paul Simon Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores Once, Twice, Three times to the Bathroom
Marvin Gaye Heard It Through the Grape Nuts
Procol Harem A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer You Make Me Feel Like Napping
The Temptations Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
Abba Denture Queen
Tony Orlando Knock 3 times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
Helen Reddy I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
Leslie Gore It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
Willie Nelson On the Commode Again (Dave's favourite, and mine)
From Paul  
Barry White Can't get enough of your lav, baby
Phil Upchurch Combo I can't stand up
Ramsay Lewis Trio Paddle in the water
Village People You can't hear the music
Danny and The Juniors At the Senior Citizen's Friday night old time dancing club
Robert Parker Slippered footin'
Van Morrison Cataract Eyed Girl
Billy J Kramer Little Grand Children
Sam the Sham Wooly Cardigan
Archies Sacharine, Sacharine
Bill Haley Sleep around the clock
Slade C'mon, complain about the noize
Dobie Gray Drift away (in front of the telly)
Lynard Skynard Rest Home in Alabama
Cliff Richard (We're all going on a) SAGA holiday
Mamas and the Papas Torremolinos Dreamin'
Cream Beige room
The Doors Light my central heating
CCR Bad back when rising
Johnny Kidd I'll never get over to you
Gerry and the Pacemakers I'll never walk alone
Cilla Black Anyone who had a heart bypass
Mannfred Mann Hubble Bubble Toilet Trouble
Honeycombes Have I the right bus pass
Long John Baldry Let the Heartburn begin
Freddie and the Dreamers

I understand (I think)

Righteous Brothers I've lost that lovin' feeling
from David Bowker  
James Brown Papa's got a brand new (cholestomy) bag
Mannfred Mann If you gotta go, go now
Wayne Fontana Um, Um, Um, Um, Um
Frank Ifield Wayward wind (no comment)
Beatles Day Tripper (but this time it's another coach trip to Cleethorpes)
Bob Dylan Knockin on Heaven's Door
Tommy Roe Dizzy
Shadows Foot Tapper 
Stones  (I can't get no) Satisfaction 
Jerry Lee Lewis Whole lotta shakin' going on
Dion  The Wanderer