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Original idea thanks to Dave Eager There's also some songs that we sung along to in the 60s and little did we know their words would come back and haunt us. |
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| Herman's Hermits | Mrs Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker |
| The Bee Gees | How Can You Mend a Broken Hip |
| Bobby Darin | Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash |
| Roberta Flack | The First time Ever I Forgot Your Face |
| Johnny Nash | I Can't See Clearly Now |
| Paul Simon | Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver |
| The Commodores | Once, Twice, Three times to the Bathroom |
| Marvin Gaye | Heard It Through the Grape Nuts |
| Procol Harem | A Whiter Shade of Hair. |
| Leo Sayer | You Make Me Feel Like Napping |
| The Temptations | Papa's Got a Kidney Stone |
| Abba | Denture Queen |
| Tony Orlando | Knock 3 times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall |
| Helen Reddy | I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore |
| Leslie Gore | It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To |
| Willie Nelson | On the Commode Again (Dave's favourite, and mine) |
| From Paul | |
| Barry White | Can't get enough of your lav, baby |
| Phil Upchurch Combo | I can't stand up |
| Ramsay Lewis Trio | Paddle in the water |
| Village People | You can't hear the music |
| Danny and The Juniors | At the Senior Citizen's Friday night old time dancing club |
| Robert Parker | Slippered footin' |
| Van Morrison | Cataract Eyed Girl |
| Billy J Kramer | Little Grand Children |
| Sam the Sham | Wooly Cardigan |
| Archies | Sacharine, Sacharine |
| Bill Haley | Sleep around the clock |
| Slade | C'mon, complain about the noize |
| Dobie Gray | Drift away (in front of the telly) |
| Lynard Skynard | Rest Home in Alabama |
| Cliff Richard | (We're all going on a) SAGA holiday |
| Mamas and the Papas | Torremolinos Dreamin' |
| Cream | Beige room |
| The Doors | Light my central heating |
| CCR | Bad back when rising |
| Johnny Kidd | I'll never get over to you |
| Gerry and the Pacemakers | I'll never walk alone |
| Cilla Black | Anyone who had a heart bypass |
| Mannfred Mann | Hubble Bubble Toilet Trouble |
| Honeycombes | Have I the right bus pass |
| Long John Baldry | Let the Heartburn begin |
| Freddie and the Dreamers |
I understand (I think) |
| Righteous Brothers | I've lost that lovin' feeling |
| from David Bowker | |
| James Brown | Papa's got a brand new (cholestomy) bag |
| Mannfred Mann | If you gotta go, go now |
| Wayne Fontana | Um, Um, Um, Um, Um |
| Frank Ifield | Wayward wind (no comment) |
| Beatles | Day Tripper (but this time it's another coach trip to Cleethorpes) |
| Bob Dylan | Knockin on Heaven's Door |
| Tommy Roe | Dizzy |
| Shadows | Foot Tapper |
| Stones | (I can't get no) Satisfaction |
| Jerry Lee Lewis | Whole lotta shakin' going on |
| Dion | The Wanderer |
Revamped song titles
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